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Entries with the tag “archived-projects”

As an entrepreneur and open source programmer, I’ve created a lot of programming projects, sites and web apps. Blog entries tagged “archived-projects” are projects that I no longer support and have archived. You’ll find rationales, postmortems, details and lessons-learned from these projects.

Do You Need a Non-Famous Friend?

It’s really tough being a famous person.

Or that’s what I’ve heard.

Do you need a non-famous friend? Someone to help you escape from this crazy world who doesn’t care about your circumstances?

Maybe I can help…

Oct 21, 2026 1 min read #archived-projects

Fixing the First Tap Audio Play

I thought it would be funny to joke about a nickname I have had before “Angry Aaron” - so I made a website. It was AngryAaron.com. Basically, you tapped the angry emoji and it was my voice saying ‘no’ or ‘grrr’ increasingly louder and more angry, repeatedly.

That’s it.

But, on my phone, the first tap never started the yelling. It was always the second one (even though the web seemed to work fine). I hated this because it felt like the site was broken.

Now, there probably are better ways to fix this - but I went with a unique way that solves the problem and gives me a UX bonus.

Oct 13, 2026 2 min read #archived-projects #javascript #mobile

Explain WTF

A couple years ago I was working with a group of great hearted well meaning people who just didn’t know anything about tech. So I decided to create a website where I explained terms to them - but in my typical manner. That was explain.wtf.

Nov 9, 2023 20 min read #archived-projects

Shutting Down PlayTicTacToe.page

A friend of mine created a bingo caller at letsplaybingo.io which I found pretty interesting. She got lots of traffic and a lot of appreciative people. This inspired me to make a simple game website to keep my skills up to date. Maybe people would love it, too! (spoiler alert: they didn’t)

May 4, 2021 3 min read #archived-projects

Bye Bye FixMyFuckingProject

So, if you know me personally, you know I’m a bit profane. I tend to keep this out of my professional work. But, I noticed that this pattern of speaking was common among a core group of my previous clients: those who have a project spiraling out of control. So, I decided to brand “Fix My Fucking Project” to their needs.

May 1, 2021 2 min read #archived-projects

The End of Possessor

Before I begin a security audit, I try to make sure that the client owns their website. Normally, this is pretty easy and obvious. However, sometimes it takes a little bit more work. That’s why I had thought of launching the tool called Possessor.

Aug 26, 2019 2 min read #archived-projects #business

Site profile: thebetterbachelor.com

Goal: to create a bachelor cookbook and sell it to other bachelors online. The price of the cookbook was to be very cheap so that it wasn’t too much of a risk. The book itself was supposed to be picture rich and very verbose. It showed how to accomplish tasks that other books assumed a person knew.

Apr 17, 2012 2 min read #archived-projects #business #misc-web